ghost riding the apocalypse cuz there’s no way off this ride
Really seems like it’s all become so carefully curated and commoditized that the personality and rough edges and accidents that made any of it noteworthy have been hewn away. American culture is populated by what might as well be walking, talking avatars designed solely to billboard for Disney and Nestle and a few big corporate interests. But, wtf do I know. Maybe I’m just too old for this shit.
Of course not. Rich people are fucking weasels. How do you think they get rich? They weasel the system. They weasel the profits of other people’s productivity. They leave death and chaos in their wake. They lie, cheat, steal and rewrite the rules to suit them.
The M clearly stands for Mahoney.
Bold move assuming we all want to exist.
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The C-level staff are just going to use this to justify bonuses in the face of poor quality and faltering sales. They never pass up a scape goat. Bastards.
Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.
Can’t even tell they’re in there by the time they’re done. Plus, the skin has more protein and nutrients than the rest of the potato. All the stuff that’s good for you is in the skin. Whole point of this recipe is you can eat them without knowing they’re even there.
Boil in chunks with the skin still on. Drain and mash immediately while still way too hot with a hand masher, butter and raw egg. Stir in grated cheese and bake for 20 minutes at like 325-350.
To the cops involved, it was probably their annual work party. Bastards stole his money and burnt his shit down for morale and their mutual holiday cheer.
They were, until humans became part of their environment.
Limitless only for the same visit. 1 customer per reaction.
No repeat visits or sharing allowed!
Look up how to quickly disconnect the batteries before you go hunting, so you can do that before you get them home.
How are they supposed to make the unimaginably big number go up ever faster if they’re not taking all they can from everyone at once?
It’s an optimization problem. Their fiduciary responsibility and raison d’etre is to solve it.
“Pro-life” is the biggest lie ever. They’re death cultists who just want more blood to spill for their imaginary blood god.
While they’re both horrible and there’s no good way to compare atrocities, I never expected to even briefly think the words: “At least the Nazis killed their victims first.” Yet, here we are.
This shit is way outta hand.
Watergate is just the name of a hotel/shop/office complex in DC. The Watergate scandal had nothing to do with water, it’s just named after the place where it occurred. The -gate suffix for scandals is dumb.
Been around for ages. They’re usually outfitted as small lorries, catering trucks, moving vans, small fire engines, ambulances, tow trucks, etc. It’s pretty rare to see one as a consumer vehicle.
Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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