That happened to me this morning. Lousy bladder.

I found who he’s looking for:

I am a Robotnik

Anybody who believes that he would actually do this is someone who would fall for the wallet inspector.

The Jetsons?

They never completely dry my hands.

Doesn’t surprise me. The US Federal government used to have a similar application process where you had to write what amounted to a small essay explaining your knowledge, skills, and abilities.

Big deal, I was Time’s Person of the Year in 2006.

Can you imagine a word without lawyers?

That number still remains at zero.

James Taylor

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

Similar to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which is a merger of the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.

If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Was this him?

I see no flaw in that logic.

What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.