This is the way.

Refried pizza is almost better than original pizza.

If someone gave my a whiteboard and a couple of hours I might be able to prove it mathematically…

Colorado here. You nailed it. We got a lot of these unbearable “health is life” turds.

Me too. Don’t sweat it. Develop a good personality. Enjoy your life.

Maybe Micro$oft should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and cut back on the avocado toast…Cunts.

I also have it on good authority that he does, in fact, ride a cock-horse…

He’s hackin’, wackin’ and smackin’!

Fucking Summit County. Yuppie hive of scum and villainy

Boom. #nailedit

I mean, aren’t we using mostly Latin letters and sounds to spell non-Latin words?

There’s a phonetic English alphabet out there. Some Scottish poet commissioned it years ago.

It is named after him. But I am an uncultured swine and can’t remember who it is at the moment.

Less Than Jake did it as well.

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.

I dunno what country you are from, but here in the US of A, the monopolies that own all the train infrastructure make sure to keep trains as public transportation as cost prohibitive as possible.