Judge: You have been charged with First Degree Kittenphilia. Several witnesses claim they saw you approaching kittens and acting suspiciously… they’re KITTENS! How do you answer to these charges?
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Judge: You have been charged with First Degree Kittenphilia. Several witnesses claim they saw you approaching kittens and acting suspiciously… they’re KITTENS! How do you answer to these charges?
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Also, you shouldn’t pet any cat without their consent. Pay attention to the tail. Let the cat approach you first.
Bend down, talk softly to the kitty, ask it if you may pet it, reach your hand towards it, and if the god aka kitty has deemed you worthy you may pet its divine self.