…my butthole keeps burning but I never learn. It’s so damn delicious.
Can spicy food actually cause physical damage? Burns? Infections?
I remember how painful it was when I did my pepper spray examination. The teacher dropped a few droplets onto one of my closed eyes and then they told me to blink. It felt like somebody was trying to dig out my eyeball with a fistful of lit cigarettes. With a scoville level of 5 300 000, that’s not surprising…
Since no one else has asked: what the fuck is a pepper spray examination? That sounds horrific.
It was awful. I was a correctional officer for four years and equipping pepper spray had just become compulsory. 🥵