…my butthole keeps burning but I never learn. It’s so damn delicious.
Can spicy food actually cause physical damage? Burns? Infections?
I remember how painful it was when I did my pepper spray examination. The teacher dropped a few droplets onto one of my closed eyes and then they told me to blink. It felt like somebody was trying to dig out my eyeball with a fistful of lit cigarettes. With a scoville level of 5 300 000, that’s not surprising…



Last time I ordered rice and peas I got rice and beans.
Over in those parts “peas” are often red/kidney beans. My dish used red beans. (I like the texture better)