'You’re talking about probably a million and a half people, and we just clean out that whole thing,' US president said of Palestinian enclave
  • Flying Squid
    0•1 month ago

    Six. I love that you’re indulging me because you’re so mad I won’t indulge you.

      • Flying Squid
        0•1 month ago

        Seven. I demand you go to 20 in order to make me a very happy squid.

          • Flying Squid
            1•1 month ago

            Eight! And wow, you are so mad about it, you came back 12 hours later! Now, I demand you go to twenty! Do it, Trigger! Go, boy! Go!

              • Flying Squid
                1•1 month ago

                Nine! Almost there, Trigger! I’m gonna go to sleep now and when I wake up, it better be ten or I’m gonna be so mad!

                (I won’t though, I love you, Trigger. You’re the best pooch ever. You do everything I command.)

                  • Flying Squid
                    1•1 month ago

                    Ten! Halfway there! Good doggie, Trigger! You are definitely proving that, out of the two of us, I am the one with the ego issue!

                    I wonder how often you have checked, only to furiously see I hadn’t responded yet.

                    Did you stay up late, Trigger?