• Flying Squid
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      11 month ago

      Eight! And wow, you are so mad about it, you came back 12 hours later! Now, I demand you go to twenty! Do it, Trigger! Go, boy! Go!

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          11 month ago

          Nine! Almost there, Trigger! I’m gonna go to sleep now and when I wake up, it better be ten or I’m gonna be so mad!

          (I won’t though, I love you, Trigger. You’re the best pooch ever. You do everything I command.)

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              11 month ago

              Ten! Halfway there! Good doggie, Trigger! You are definitely proving that, out of the two of us, I am the one with the ego issue!

              I wonder how often you have checked, only to furiously see I hadn’t responded yet.

              Did you stay up late, Trigger?

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                  11 month ago

                  Eleven! Good Trigger! Did you need your ego (that you definitely don’t have as you are proving) stroked the second you got up, Trigger? Sorry, I have a life and can’t give you your treat in the first moments. Poor Trigger.