I don’t know your grandma’s boyfriends but she sounds pretty wild

Yeah, but how long did it take you to refuel your metro? Surely it wasn’t faster than a few hours.

Hey Elon stole my plans where I drew this exact thing the very first time I ever tried to draw a car. I think I was 4.

I notice they heal faster when brushing twice a day but absolutely do not brush the actual sore. I use listerine which absolutely burns like a cigarette being pushed directly into it. But after a minute or so it gets overloaded with pain I guess and stops hurting for a few hours.

Only if you do so quietly.

USB drives? FUCK I’ve been printing them out on my inkjet to return.

Finally a bottle for the guy with the runs on the run

Oh fuck, he didn’t drop the ring in after all. He’s still got it!

Woosh is way older than Reddit.

I believe the plural is Platypussies

Guns gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed?

Don’t quote the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

He’s also like one of the main guys in sonic