One of my proudest moments was when i got my phone to start autoreccomeding fuck and motherfucker a few years ago

Remove the bread, add a rope instead

As far as i know, windows 10 is still more functional, less of a resource hog (in windows terms), far FAR less telemetry and it just looks fucking nicer. It costs nothing to not upgrade, or you pay the tribute and join the linux brotherhood

They have been touched by his noodly appendage, they have been baptised by his saucy balls, they have come to save us from what is to come

Fuckin good job