• @thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 months ago

    Trump 's internal dialogue:

    Mmmmm cheeseburger. Ketchup… Wishing I could use some of that right now. I don’t need anybody’s ketchup. It’s nice. I don’t need anybody’s ketchup. I’m using my own ketchup. I’m not using Eric’s. What is he doing here? I’m not using his ketchup. I don’t care. I’ll throw it at a wall, I’ll show you that in a second. And by the way, I’m not even saying that in a braggadocios … that’s the kind of thinking you need for this country.

    Trump to his lawyers:

    Who’s that?

    (Points to Eric)

    • SGG
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      327 months ago

      Lawyer: that’s your son

      Turnip: hmmmm yes, I do own the sun, I have the best sun, it’s so bright and hot, at least one hundred hot. The best sun, if they find me guilty I’ll take the sun away.

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        at least one hundred hot

        Goddang I lost it there! LOL

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    157 months ago

    Man, Baron better consider showing up or Donald is definitely not going to his graduation. Quid pro quo kid, gotta learn to cut a deal…

  • nocturne
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    157 months ago

    So who finally showed up? The honor goes to son Eric Trump, who on Tuesday, became the first Trump family member to physically appear with the former president in the historic hush-money trial.

    • HopeOfTheGunblade
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      67 months ago

      David Pakman makes a good point that Trump is going directly from the courtroom to his usual bitching for the press without time to do a key of uppers in the bathroom. I think that the doctors suggesting it’s dementia driven brain deregulation are more likely right.

    • @Today@lemmy.world
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      47 months ago

      Diet Coke withdrawal, caffeine headache, and, yes, definitely drugs from his lawyers so he’ll shut up.

  • Drusas
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    47 months ago

    “Finally”? It’s been seeing witnesses for a week.

  • @Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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    17 months ago

    Baron’s 18 now right? Probably well on his way to joining the family’s criminal organization. I can’t see how a kid raised by these people would turn out good.

    Then again I’ve heard Shane McMahon is the sweetest, nicest guy and nothing like his parents so who knows.