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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    Perhaps she just misheard l: she’s just a thespian

    • @somethingp@lemmy.world
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      This actually makes the story a 1000x more believable!

  • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    “I think” lmao

  • Ephera
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    I mean, after WWI, they didn’t have all too many men kickin’ about…

    • littleblue✨
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      So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

  • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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    0•2 years ago

    WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

    • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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      It’s hiding behind “went out”.

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      0•2 years ago

      I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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    • @Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com
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      0•2 years ago

      Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

      • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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        Cats don’t care about fangs, silly

    • @RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      Ghosts dont have mouths

      • dolphin
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        That’s why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        Except the ones that are ALL TEETH…

        and even then, I guess:-P.

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      I just figured out that her mouth is behind the “went out” part of the text

      She’s doing that mouth pose, I don’t know what it’s called

    • ɔiƚoxɘup
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      It’s anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn’t want her head used for porn.

      Welcome to the future.

      • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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        She could just not post pictures of her face.

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        0•2 years ago

        It’s probably already too late.:-P

        • ɔiƚoxɘup
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          I hope not, but this is the internet and we’re on the dark timeline.

          • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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            0•2 years ago

            As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

            • ɔiƚoxɘup
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              Is everything ok at home?

              Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      James Bond stole it.

    • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      Danger Helvetica.

      Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

    • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone

      Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

    Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

  • @MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

    • @PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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      New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

  • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    Spooky Scary Lesbians

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      0•2 years ago

      Send shivers down my frenulum.

  • @dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Those clothes are 1000% early 60s.

    • @iviattendurefort@lemmy.world
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      Only a ghost could know that…

  • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    Was the mom right?

  • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    WITCH?! SHE SAID WITCH!

    • @MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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      0•2 years ago

      She turned me into a newt!

  • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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    0•2 years ago

    I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 400

  • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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    Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

  • @DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    0•2 years ago

    I thought she was cosplaying as Wendy of Wendy’s notoriety TBH

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