• Hossenfeffer
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    02 months ago

    My dog goes outside to piss and shit. He’s a very good boy.

    Sure, I’ll take him out for walks once I’m up but, to be honest, I need the exercise as much as he does.

  • @ronigami@lemmy.world
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    02 months ago

    I just want to hate having cats in peace but everyone in my life including landlords and family insists on having the maximum number of cats.

  • @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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    02 months ago

    So, have an invigorating walk with your buddy or wake up with red eyes and a runny nose, but at least you were warm and comfortable?

  • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    02 months ago

    Nothing wakes a cat owner faster than the sound of hyuk hyuk HYUK HYUUURK on the only piece of carpet in the house.

  • @doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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    02 months ago

    Yeah I’m a cat person and when I go outside in the snow I want to go alone. No brown or yellow snow, no winpering because their paws are too cold. Just me and some crisp solitude.

    • @Pulptastic@midwest.social
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      02 months ago

      Dog shoes my friend. They make fleece, rain boots, waterproof winter, lots of choices. I found a local grandma that makes them but they’re also sold at pet stores.

      • @doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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        02 months ago

        My last dog wouldn’t wear them. He was a rescue so I didn’t know his background, but if you touched his paws he freaked out!

    • MinnesotaGoddam
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      02 months ago

      No brown or yellow snow

      you’re really missing out. can’t let the dogs have all the fun

    • @OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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      02 months ago

      You do you boo. One of my best memories is seeing my puppy frolick in the show for the first time. Just getting up the mountain is a bitch with him in the car.

    • @Krompus@lemmy.world
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      Imagine doing laundry? Yeah the fur sheds, but you just clean more often to compensate, it’s fine.

      • Dr. Moose
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        02 months ago

        Nah you can’t do laundry fast enough to not sleep in fur constantly. My dog has his own bed and he’s short haired and still I have have several air purifiers and clean at least once per day to maintain everything. So people who sleep with cats are straight up hoarder territory of nasty imo lol - tho I don’t judge as connecting with an animal like this might be well worth the mess for some people.

        • @Taldan@lemmy.world
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          02 months ago

          In my experience it depends. Most cats smell better, but I had one cat that wasn’t great at cleaning herself and definitely had a bit of a stink

          Conversely, my dog is a northern breed and doesn’t have much natural smell, plus he likes to roll in my fresh sheets, so he usually smells like fabric softener

  • @stray@pawb.social
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    02 months ago

    Y’all in this thread need to get yourselves automatic feeders and start putting out wet food during awake times and not the crack of dawn.

    • Tinks
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      I will never understand letting your pets dictate wakeup hours, except in the special circumstance that it’s a puppy because they can’t hold their bladder. My cats have never woken me up for food. In fact my cats and dogs have always known that if they annoy me, I will stay in bed longer out of spite. I will wake up and lay in bed until I am ready to get up, and no pet is going to annoy me into feeding them. The closest I’ve ever had to a pet waking me up is my current golden who doesn’t wake me up for food, he wakes me up to cuddle, but is fine if I go back to sleep.

      It’s not about what you feed them or when, it’s about setting boundaries. We feed canned food morning and night. Our pets sleep on the bed, and know they will get their food when I’m ready to be awake.

      • My cat knows she only gets food when I get up.

        Once she gets hungry she doesn’t give a fuck about that and starts messing with everything next to the bed. I never give in to that and just put her outside the bedroom, but next time she will try doing it again anyway. She’s determined to get her food, even if her ways have never worked. She might just be doing it out of spite tbh.

  • @Rakonat@lemmy.world
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    02 months ago

    You’re funny. The cat woke me up for food is the reason the dog got to pee outside before the sun came up.

    • MinnesotaGoddam
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      02 months ago

      my wife woke me up for food (we shared the last bagel. it had no garlic) and it’s the reason the cats got extra snuggles this morning

    • EbbyA
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      Lucky. Your cat faces you while standing on your chest screaming its head off. I wake up to the 'ol one eye winker.

      On occasion though, that pic is accurate and so worth it.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      Make it 5, and only one or two are screaming. The rest are nipping at my fingers or nose, throwing paws in my mouth or on my eyes, or circling around my legs. All because we want breakfast, and breakfast time is “whenever moms alarm goes off, or we wake her up”.

  • Assassassin
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    02 months ago

    My dog doesn’t have a shit box in my house that I have to clean constantly. That makes up for the 3 months it’s a little cold out.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      Why don’t we just train dogs to use a litter box? 🤔

      Or a toilet? One of my previous cats used the toilet all on her own. If she could figure it out without help, surely training a dog should be easy enough.

      • @ceenote@lemmy.world
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        I trained my dog on a litter box. She only pees in it. I’m very glad I did.

        However, I’m fortunate enough to have a basement I could put it in where it’s out of sight.

      • Assassassin
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        02 months ago
        1. I don’t train my dog to use a litter box because I don’t want to clean out a shit box.
        2. You probably could train one to use the toilet, but you’d probably need to make some modifications to make it possible. I don’t see most breeds of dogs being able to balance themselves quite well enough for things to work 😅
      • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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        That’s a thing and people.do, especially apartment dwellers. Dogs learn it quick too.

        It’s just no one would have an animal shit in a box in the house unless they absolutely had to.

        Oh…

      • Assassassin
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        02 months ago

        Nah, it gets plenty cold here, I’m mostly just playing around with the classic dog people vs cat people war.

        I’m fortunate to have a fenced yard and a dog that absolutely does not fuck with the cold. He’s out, does his duty, then back in within like 2 minutes.

        • @Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Well, for reference, the city I currently live in has a -19C/-3F minimum average temperature.

          I generally prefer cats over dogs for other reasons, though.

    • kbobabob
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      02 months ago

      Are you saying you don’t clean up after your dog? Otherwise, you’re cleaning up shit daily. Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily(constantly) and they make auto litter boxes that clean themselves.

      • @Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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        Litter boxes are not typically cleaned daily

        Your house smells like cat shit, you are simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your cat shits.

        • kbobabob
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          02 months ago

          None of that makes what I said untrue. I don’t even have cats, lol.

      • Assassassin
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        02 months ago

        Small dog in a fenced yard, picking up after him is a non issue. His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there’s never enough to become a problem. If he goes while on a walk, i pick it up.

        • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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          His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there’s never enough to become a problem.

          Your yard and shoes smell like dog shit, you’re simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your dog shits.

          • Assassassin
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            02 months ago

            Have we met? You have absolutely no basis to make that claim. My yard and shoes smell fine, my sense of smell is fantastic. Why don’t you worry about your own yard rather than making assumptions about mine?

        • Farid
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          02 months ago

          It’s just your specific case. If you have an outdoor cat you also don’t have to maintain a cat toilet.

          • @Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I don’t think it’s good to have outdoor cats. They’re very destructive to small animals (songbirds included) in the area.

          • Assassassin
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            02 months ago

            No, I’m representative of all dog owners. If a cat is left outside, it is technically a form of mountain lion, which does not count.

            Dogs rool, cats drool.

          • @teslasaur@lemmy.world
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            No, they just come and shit in my yard instead.

            The neighbours cats have made it their goal to shit in our vegetable garden and buying the little turd there. I dislike them as much as people that dont pick up after their dogs.

            • Farid
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              02 months ago

              What do you mean “no”? Your cat-owning neighbors don’t maintain a cat toilet, do they? Just as a said, so “yes”.

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        Bagging it up on a walk is decidedly worse than scooping it out of a litter box if the dog happens to have diarrhea. At least the litter clumps up, making cleanup much easier…

        Good luck training a dog to use the box consistently though.

      • @CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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        Especially with big dogs where you’re picking up fresh, steaming, human-sized turds with nothing but a few microns of plastic between it and your hand.

        • Assassassin
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          02 months ago

          For big dogs, I wear boots and kick the dookie into a fine mist against my neighbors houses as a disposal method. I have warrants in 3 states.

      • Assassassin
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        02 months ago

        Fenced yard with a small dog, so I don’t have to pick it up on the daily, only if he poops on a walk.

      • @ronigami@lemmy.world
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        02 months ago

        Having it in the house constantly coating everything (usually clean laundry) with a dusting of poo is definitely worse.