cats: hate rain
dogs: hate rain
me: hates rain
all of us: have fucking jobs, who the hell is lounging around in bed all damn morning
Your pets have jobs?
Eliminating pests and guarding home if they are traditional. Social media influencers if they are new gen.
On a weekend?
That lower image is fake. The cat isn’t checking to see if it’s ok to start trying to eat its owner’s owner’s eyeballs yet.
My cat’s winter workout is walking from bed to food bowl and back.
You’re funny. The cat woke me up for food is the reason the dog got to pee outside before the sun came up.
my wife woke me up for food (we shared the last bagel. it had no garlic) and it’s the reason the cats got extra snuggles this morning
Smelly baby
Rainy season means this house gonna smell! Oude de wet dog!
Lol, you got me… But my dog would die for me. It’s my honor to walk her in the snow. In fact, I’m hardly even worthy.
My cat would die for me too. He’s my little one-eyer one-brain-cell angel
My cat went up against a dog that was twice his size because it was fucking with our other cat. He didn’t even like our other cat.
My cat would kill for me. Innocent people. Minding their own business.
Adorable! My cat looks just like him. He is a rare neurologic FIP survivor, my miracle baby.
Did you copy paste my cat? He is an orange pirate as well
Aww. Snuggle pirate
You would be surprised by a cats loyalty.
I wish my cats would nap with me like that, but it’s my fault for not getting them used to it when they were kittens. They’ll stay put for a minute under my arm and then dart off the bed.
I was surprised my cats weren’t sitting on my lap, so when they were close to two years old I started holding them captive for very short periods while petting them how they like, and now I can’t keep them off me. It seemed like the only reason they weren’t sitting on humans before is that they didn’t think it was safe.
Aww, yeah, cats are like that. It speaks volumes of people who can earn their complete trust.
That’s not my case here, as we treat them with utmost respect. I actually have all of them on my bed right now, but they just don’t tolerate being cuddled that close. One of them does like kneading and sleeping on us, but It has to be on his terms or he doesn’t want it.
Yeah, that’s what I figured they were like and why I was content to let them be if they didn’t want to sit on me. We just kept having these moments where they clearly wanted to snuggle, but seemed to be afraid I would crumble beneath them and shatter their tiny paws to dust. We’re getting to a point now where I can even adjust my position underneath them, but only sometimes.
Mine sleeps with me but will randomly start clawing at my neck while purring in the middle of night.
I think she thinks that’s “petting.”
That’s kneading. Kittens will knead at their mother’s stomach while nursing, and adult cats usually continue the behavior to a lesser or greater degree. Some do it subtly and gently, and others are made of knives.
I think its part personality too.
this cat clearly wants to escape in the picture
The dog can go run out back and shit, I’ll pick it up in the spring.
that’s a long time to leave a dog outside
You clearly have never tried to get a Bernese Mountain Dog out of fresh fallen snow.
I have a golden that loves -20 and new snow. Plays in it for hours with her magpie buddies.
this is fake news. puppygirls for example do not like going out in blizzard.
I just want to hate having cats in peace but everyone in my life including landlords and family insists on having the maximum number of cats.
as a lesbian i sympathize
Yep, and my cat is named: Winter.
This but with my cat standing on my chest screaming in my face for no reason
Lucky. Your cat faces you while standing on your chest screaming its head off. I wake up to the 'ol one eye winker.
On occasion though, that pic is accurate and so worth it.
Right before the unprovoked slash attack
Can’t argue with that; I’m nursing some scratches from this morning.
the cat: “wake up and feed me instead of strangling me”
Make it 5, and only one or two are screaming. The rest are nipping at my fingers or nose, throwing paws in my mouth or on my eyes, or circling around my legs. All because we want breakfast, and breakfast time is “whenever moms alarm goes off, or we wake her up”.
That cat looks like they are trying to escape.
Normal cat look
Fenced yard. Still have to open the door though. Should really get a doggy door
Yeah I’m a cat person and when I go outside in the snow I want to go alone. No brown or yellow snow, no winpering because their paws are too cold. Just me and some crisp solitude.
Dog shoes my friend. They make fleece, rain boots, waterproof winter, lots of choices. I found a local grandma that makes them but they’re also sold at pet stores.
My last dog wouldn’t wear them. He was a rescue so I didn’t know his background, but if you touched his paws he freaked out!
No brown or yellow snow
you’re really missing out. can’t let the dogs have all the fun
You do you boo. One of my best memories is seeing my puppy frolick in the show for the first time. Just getting up the mountain is a bitch with him in the car.
