Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it’s too late.
So what is the cause it’s disgusting?
Piss will go everywhere, people who have been cursed with a vagina will have to sit in it. THANKS.
Sounds like you live with someone who doesn’t lift the seat and you have penis envy
If everyone would sit, it can only go in the bowl. So the route cause is man who stand (and can’t aim)