Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it’s too late.
You’re so fat that you can’t see your own penis, and you regularly piss on your massive leg tumour? What exactly are we supposed to gather from this?
Yes, unfortunately pissing on my tumor didn’t make it go away, and now I am mildly infuriated and lost for options
And his dick is on the side of his thigh
Yes, I’ve had it this way ever since the Accident