• @altphoto@lemmy.today
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    64 months ago

    News from The Government!

    Going forward you can now only search and browse the web by mail!

    Isn’t that great?

    Some guy in the government… I got another request for titties. Have we organized the titties files yet? The request is pretty clear… Larger than C cup but smaller than triple D.

    • @tektite@slrpnk.net
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      14 months ago

      “Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”