• EbbyA
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    Rule 34 of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition: War is good for business

      • EbbyA
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        Wise, wise decision.

        I swear it is true, though probably not the first search result. Citation available upon request.

      • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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        63 days ago

        I’m sorry that this is only tangentially related, but I’m 30 years late to a fandom and I’m itching to bitch.

        I’ve been trying to look up fanfiction for DS9, and it’s fucking astounding how much quark/Odo porn there is. I get that they’ve got vibes, but it’s just too big a leap for me. Quark’s getting some serious character development lately (I’m in the 7th season) though, so maybe something changes soon.

        • @the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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          114 hours ago

          I didn’t see any vibes between odo and quark. Certainly not to the level of Bashir and garack. Or Bashir and O’Brien. Or O’Brien and kira. Or O’Brien and anyone but his wife.

    • Icalasari
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      Huh, that actually is Rule 34 on the list. Colour me surprised

      Rule 25 is “Fear makes a good business partner”

    • Admiral Patrick
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      Rule of Acquisition 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.