That reminds me that I’ll probably be flying back to the Bay Area on my employer’s dime in a couple months … and I do have a decent life insurance policy through them … at least my wife will be able to live out the rest of her life in comfort
Maybe your employer is better than mine, but I’ve never had a policy provided that was more than a year or two of salary. Not exactly ‘living comfortably’ when she’s have to figure out how to go from a stay at home mom to making what I make a decade into my career…
I have a conference to go to next month, and I really need these planes to stop crashing between now and then or my wife won’t let me go.
Uh oh. Just realized I left myself wide open for some Monkey Paw shit. I really need these planes to stop crashing between now and THE TIME I SAFELY GET BACK HOME FROM THE CONFERENCE.
You couldn’t pay me enough to fly just now.
(Alright I lie. I’ll do it, but you have to pay up front and add in life insurance.)
That reminds me that I’ll probably be flying back to the Bay Area on my employer’s dime in a couple months … and I do have a decent life insurance policy through them … at least my wife will be able to live out the rest of her life in comfort
Comfort is a relative term, when her soulmate isn’t around…
Nah he’s still alive
Maybe your employer is better than mine, but I’ve never had a policy provided that was more than a year or two of salary. Not exactly ‘living comfortably’ when she’s have to figure out how to go from a stay at home mom to making what I make a decade into my career…
Oh, I’ve also got a massive investment portfolio
In your pants
That, too.
I have a conference to go to next month, and I really need these planes to stop crashing between now and then or my wife won’t let me go.
Uh oh. Just realized I left myself wide open for some Monkey Paw shit. I really need these planes to stop crashing between now and THE TIME I SAFELY GET BACK HOME FROM THE CONFERENCE.