• Too much of this good thing could give you clogged arteries. I love bacon, but I don’t want a bacon sandwich made with swap-fried breaded ham slices in place of bread, & slathered in butter.

    Shit. Maybe I do, now that I’ve written it out.

    • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      011 months ago

      We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.

      • Neato
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        011 months ago

        Sounds like something you’d get in Pawnee from Paunch Burger.

    • @geekworking@lemmy.world
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      011 months ago

      A real bacon, pork roll, or other pork fat + salt processed meat sandwich needs to use waffles instead of bread. Don’t forget the Mrs Butterworth syrup because you need your daily dose of high fructose corn syrup too.

    • The Assman
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      011 months ago

      I mean having such a sandwich even every few weeks probably won’t negatively affect you that much. It’s eating like that daily that causes problems.

      • You’re making me think of that old YouTube channel, where they’d make extreme, absurd foods like this. What an awesome show… Epic Meal Time! That was it! They’d wrap anything in bacon.