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minus-square@JimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•2 years agoSomebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?
minus-square@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink0•edit-22 years agoThey could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.
minus-square@JimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•edit-22 years agoHow often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPlinkfedilink0•2 years agoWe’ve really gotta regulate these laminators.
minus-square@RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink0•2 years agoNever going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.
Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait… will they?
They could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.
How often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?
That’s how zombies are created.
We’ve really gotta regulate these laminators.
Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.
What is
deadlaminated may never die.“Comimg soon: RE-LAMINATOR!”