The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years agoGood luck!fedia.ioimagemessage-square253fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
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minus-square@janNatan@lemmy.mllinkfedilink0•2 years agoGet married and change your last name! You’ll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteenlinkfedilink0•2 years agoYou don’t even have to get married just file name change paperwork
minus-square@Anticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish0•2 years agoOr, you can just order a new one without changing your name.
minus-squareJessicalinkfedilinkEnglish0•2 years agoOr you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?
Get married and change your last name! You’ll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!
You don’t even have to get married just file name change paperwork
Or, you can just order a new one without changing your name.
Or you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?