I guess I’m the only one to notice that somebody is going to be shaving their balls with their new lawnmower today.

lawn mower 4.0

I swear all a city would have to do is put “HEY, IF YOU PUT DISALLOWED STUFF IN HERE, THE WHOLE ENTIRE TRUCKLOAD IS REJECTED BY SOME GUY MAKING MINIMUM WAGE AND ENDS UP IN THE LANDFILL thank you please pay your parking tickets too <3 - City” and at least some more people would make better or less-lazy choices.

I always wondered what happens in the facility where they get “illegal” items, do they just dump the batch in the common trash? Do they have people separating what is good from what is not? And if they have people separating, does it matter if people follow the recyling guidelines?

I wish our recycling dumpsters had more specific signage than just no trash. I have printed out the rules from the trash companies website and hung them near the dumpster and my condo association pulled them down. Pretty sure almost all our recycling gets diverted to trash due to contamination.

If the sign matters, why isn’t it the largest sign on the dumpster?

I don’t fucking care about your toll free number or your dumb company logo lol